I'm battling my personal demon today...
Also Known As: The Hangover
Ah... The Hangover. A throbbing headache. A queasy stomach. A tongue that feels coated in cotton.
The Hangover is a dangerous demon. He tempts me with unhealthy foods like bagels and sugary beverages, promising that these diet traps will ease my pains and settle my stomach. He lures me into a state of laziness, whispering speeches about the evils of exercise in my ear.
Yes, The Hangover is a dangerous demon.
And, like the foolish human I am, I am solely responsible for waking him from his slumber. Rather than utilizing the tricks that would keep him away--like drinking non-alcoholic beverages--I call him forth from the pits of hell with the song of red wine.
I have no one to blame but myself.